Holy Crap! Did I just poop in the CAR?  JEEz, it's hot in here.

If I can juuust back out of this driveway, I can . . . OH NO!  Not the ice-cream man.  HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.  Ya got any mud pies?  How bouta, a poop-cycle?  Some napkins?

This is NOT going to be a good Day.